Tourist Spot Fan Pillows

"It's what he would have wanted."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Easter Island Rock Climber

On holiday...

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Portalouvre

The successful rubbernecker...

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'