Tourist Spot Fan Mugs

"It's what he would have wanted."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Cow yin yang spots.

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

The successful rubbernecker...

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

On holiday...

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Portalouvre

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Early Micronesian Casino

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'