Touring Fans Mugs

Niagra Falls catchphrase - 'I have to go to the bathroom.'

The Vineyard

Bowled over again!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Chris Froome

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Bernard Hinault

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Le Roi Kong

Noah's Ark

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

There's a fork in the road.

Crossing the Road

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Got any road movies?'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini