Tar Pit Tourist T-Shirts

Bring their love for exploration into their wardrobe with playful t-shirts that showcase the curious mind of a tar pit tourist. Stylish, humorous, and ready for adventure.

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How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits mockup

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

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"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

from $19.00

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

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Blue Origin

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Herding lava back to the fire pit. mockup

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

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"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time." mockup

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

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"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar." mockup

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

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Jurassic Country Club.

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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle mockup

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

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Monster Buskers

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"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ." mockup

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

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'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.' mockup

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

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'So what do you do?'

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"It was contributed by the French contingent."

"It was contributed by the French contingent." mockup

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

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Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again. mockup

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

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'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.' mockup

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

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Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum. mockup

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

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Zoo gate and Ooz door.

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Monster in Bath

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'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'

'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!' mockup

'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'

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Edward the Overtall

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"It's what he would have wanted." mockup

"It's what he would have wanted."

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Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works. mockup

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

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Model village

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'Parliament's in Christmas recess, but the circus's open.'

'Parliament's in Christmas recess, but the circus's open.' mockup

'Parliament's in Christmas recess, but the circus's open.'

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'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!' mockup

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

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'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!' mockup

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

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Blue Monster in Bath

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Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance.

Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance. mockup

Vanishing London Tour - cash in advance.

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"I'm scared of heights. . ! !"

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Tar Pit Tourist T-Shirts Collection

Tar Pit Tourist Mugs

Explore our range of amusing mugs featuring themes that celebrate the inquisitive tar pit tourist—find the perfect conversation starter for their coffee or tea.

Tar Pit Tourist Pillows

Find cozy pillows with quirky designs that pay homage to the curious tar pit tourist—ideal for decorating their favorite space.

Tar Pit Tourist Prints

Browse our captivating prints that celebrate exploration and discovery—perfect for the tar pit tourist who loves to decorate with a sense of adventure.