Tapestry Lover Gifts

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Maypole

Hairstyles

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Melania Trump

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'