Tapestry Aficionado Gifts

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Bayeux Tapestry

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

International House of Paperwork

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Academia in Winter

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Wooly mammoth

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.