Tapestry Enthusiast Gifts

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"If you ask me, there's far too much violence in tapestries these days."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Hold me!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Cow InOut Trays.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'