Tapestry Enthusiast Prints

"If you ask me, there's far too much violence in tapestries these days."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Stationery Shop

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Hold me!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'