Tapestry Artist Prints

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

I quilt therefore I am

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Arts and crafts

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Once again, I fold.'

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

Formula One car origami

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Knitted Kitty.

"Support the head."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

Printers

The Four Flying Flynns...

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trampoline Balance

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.