Tapestry Artist T-Shirts

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

I quilt therefore I am

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Support the head."

Formula One car origami

Knitted Kitty.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Printers

Missing you.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

The Four Flying Flynns...

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"My bad."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire