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"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Haunted museum

"This one will go with everything,

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Termites!'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

Tourist

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"I love the theatre."

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

William Morris

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

"I got the box set to binge later."

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'