Tapestry Admirer Pillows

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"This one will go with everything,

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Haunted museum

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Peter Gabriel

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Termites!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

Tourist

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

William Morris

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"I love the theatre."

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Bayeux Tapestry