Tapestry Curator Pillows

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"That shirt is so last year."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'