Tapestry Curator Gifts

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"That shirt is so last year."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Board Game Hunter

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief