Tapestry Gifts

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Bayeux Tapestry

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

I quilt therefore I am

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

The Buck Never Stops.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"