Tapestry Lover Pillows

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

Hairstyles

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Time for Tea

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Queen reigning.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Happy Hogmanay!

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Melania Trump

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."