Tapestry Appreciator Pillows

Norman Wisdom

Any time is cake o'clock

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

J. M. W. Turner

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

William Morris

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."

Curate's dress sense

"I got the box set to binge later."

'I've decided to pay you in merchandise in lieu of money.'

Bayeux Tapestry

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

'Look at him, Becky: the tattoos, the nose ring, the rage against worldly concerns. Isn't he dreamy?'

'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'

"If you ask me, there's far too much violence in tapestries these days."