Tattoo Appreciator Pillows

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."

'Look at him, Becky: the tattoos, the nose ring, the rage against worldly concerns. Isn't he dreamy?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Maternity tattoos

Balloon tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Devil tattoo.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.