Tattoo Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

'All my kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

'You have got to be kidding.'

'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

Old lady gets leaves tattooed onto her varicose veins.

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

At this time of night Alan likes to show guests his tattoo.

Tattooed Patient

'He's perfectly adjusted to his peer group. That's what I'm worried about.'

'I'm really against this merger because it'll force me to change my company logo tattoo.'

"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'The procedure is not covered by insurance. A drug company has agreed to subsidize the cost if you agree to have their logo and a small ad tattooed on your arm.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

Father & Son Bulls

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

"It was done, on an impulse, a long time ago, and I've regretted it ever since."

'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'

'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

Mild Thing.

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

'This Arm Intentionally Left Blank'

"I'm not expanding my horizons...I just want to be able to read my kids' tattoos."

"I got this when I was inside"

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.