Tattoo Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

'All my kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

'You have got to be kidding.'

'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

Old lady gets leaves tattooed onto her varicose veins.

Tattooed Patient

At this time of night Alan likes to show guests his tattoo.

'He's perfectly adjusted to his peer group. That's what I'm worried about.'

'I'm really against this merger because it'll force me to change my company logo tattoo.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'The procedure is not covered by insurance. A drug company has agreed to subsidize the cost if you agree to have their logo and a small ad tattooed on your arm.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

"Come back when you have a girlfriend with a shorter name"

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

9 To 5 Tattoo.

Wayne Rooney gets a tattoo.

'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

Father & Son Bulls

"Nothing fancy. Just my current address."

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

Mild Thing.

"I got this when I was inside"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.

'He's got your tattoos.'

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."