Tattoo Fanatic Pillows

A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

'Helluva tattoo Gwen.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

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Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Shakespeare in the clink

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Balloon tattoos

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'He's got your tattoos.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Devil tattoo.