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"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'I had my tattoo removed!'

'He was tattooing MUM on my arm when we got rowing about income tax and benefits.'

'It's called a monogram, not a shirt tattoo.'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"And here's a man who needs to introduction. . . his tattoos say it all."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Penny

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Shakespeare in the clink

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Balloon tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'