Tattoo Lovers Pillows

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"I'm wondering how you've achieved your special effects."

I'm a goddess. Love me forever.

"Got anything seasonal?"

'This year tattoos are out!...'

Tattoo removal

'Sorry...power surge.'

'We'll make an incision just above 'I love Mum' and to the right of 'Kill the Pigs'!'

Kids today!

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoos removed by flaying.

'Don't do it son. Trust me, no matter how cool it seems now, you could regret a tattoo in a few years.' (Tattoo reads Gary Glitter's Number One Fan).

Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Penny

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Quick Spring Fling