Tapestry Aficionado Prints

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Bayeux Tapestry

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

International House of Paperwork

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Cow InOut Trays.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Academia in Winter

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

My feet were cold.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"Bayeux Tapestry warning: Containes scenes some may finde disturbing."

Wooly mammoth

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.