Tan-seekers Gifts

Vic's Budget Tanning Solarium.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Trucker's tan?'

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Ghosts from around the world

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Janet Leigh

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Spatula beach

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I'm open to new things."

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

Tanning Machine on the beach