Tan-seekers Gifts

Vic's Budget Tanning Solarium.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"Do you want to save changes?"

'Trucker's tan?'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Worshipers

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Janet Leigh

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

Tanning Machine on the beach