Tan Chaser Gifts

"Unable to afford a foreign holiday this year..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kensington Fluffies

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"We succumbed to your hype."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'