Tan Chaser Pillows

"Unable to afford a foreign holiday this year..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"I, TikTok."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Kensington Fluffies

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"We succumbed to your hype."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."