Swan Chaser Gifts

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Bike Rides

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Lounging by the pool

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Segregated Beach

Summertime.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Freddie's water

A tessellation of running figures.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."