Swan Chaser Gifts

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Surfing koala.

Bike Rides

Bird Tweet.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Odette from Swan Lake

Lounging by the pool

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Segregated Beach

Summertime.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Dreaming of Holidays.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'I've got a board meeting!'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'