Talent Show Fans Gifts

So you think you can march.

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Banana striptease...

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"