Talent Show Fans Mugs

So you think you can march.

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Drummer

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Banana striptease...

The Ox Factor

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'You call that carol singing?'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"