Talent Show Enthusiast Mugs

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

ACADEMIC IDOL............'The yodeling effect of the vowel repetitions was novel and infectious. And yet, I feel that it was Professor Elliot's choice of subject matter that let him down here.'

Must I also sing and dance?

'NEXT!'

"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

"That's just it! She's good at everything! She gives me high good pressure."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Cowboy sings on talent show called 'The Tex Factor'.

American Sports Idol.

"All songbirds these days have no talent. They all just break sync."

"I blame it on all those talent shows!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

TV and cleaner

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

The Ox Factor

Banana striptease...

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Walter The Sea Monster

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."