Talent Show Follower Mugs

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

The Drummer

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

The Ox Factor

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'