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American 'Idle'.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

The Drummer

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Trump commissions song

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

The Ox Factor

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'You call that carol singing?'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

Simon Cowell

Jerusalem's Got Talent