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'Can you sing? You'd look great on American Idol.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Djargo.

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Rowan Atkinson,

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."