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"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

Mic Drop

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.