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'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

The Ox Factor

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'You call that carol singing?'

Mic Drop

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

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'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'