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Mic Drop

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Trump commissions song

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

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'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'