Talent Show Host T-Shirts

Bob always voted for his favorite performance. It was his way of giving something back.

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Fishermen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Piers Morgan.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Trump commissions song

How's my Jiving?

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Life stripped bare

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"