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"I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Trump commissions song

No Talent Agency

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

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The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'