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"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Hollywood producer.

'Sheep striptease'.

TV stage door

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Banana striptease...

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

The Ox Factor

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'You call that carol singing?'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"I didn’t know you could play."