Talent Show Watcher Pillows

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

The Drummer

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Trump commissions song

Djargo.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

The Ox Factor

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Rowan Atkinson,

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'You call that carol singing?'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?