Talent Show Aficionado Pillows

"So you think you can cobble!"

"We've invested heavily - If not always wisely - In talent."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Eh... thank you Mister eh... Genghis. Quite a novel approach to plate spinning

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Dancing with the Stars

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Hey, you've got it!'

The Ox Factor

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Banana striptease...

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

'You call that carol singing?'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

TV repeats.

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"