Teasing Talent Show Enthusiast Pillows

Banana striptease...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

The Ox Factor

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'You call that carol singing?'

'Hey Goldie, the house is on fire!' 'Wow, I just found out the world is round!' 'I hear they're gonna make gloves out of you.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

Jerusalem's Got Talent

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.