Talent Show Fan Gifts

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Piano Four Extremities.

Talon show.

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Bob always voted for his favorite performance. It was his way of giving something back.

Michael Ignatieff on CBC

'Egrets, I've had a few. . .'

'Your huffing and puffing completely blew us away.'

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

A worm at a dance contest.

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about how the rich get stuck with taxes. . .'

"Glenn mastered the sppon trick."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'You call that carol singing?'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Drummer

Trump commissions song

The Ox Factor

Banana striptease...

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?