Talent Show Enthusiasts Gifts

Amish Idol.

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The Drummer

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Trump commissions song

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Banana striptease...

The Ox Factor

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

Intramission

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'You call that carol singing?'

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Eh... yes Mister eh... Genghis. Can I just ask where did you get your boots?

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"