Taking A Dream Vacation Gifts

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'