Table Manners Debater Gifts

'You don't want to gobble? You want to eat with knives and forks?? Hey, did you forget your good manners??!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Gesundheit!"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.