Table Manners Debater Prints

'You don't want to gobble? You want to eat with knives and forks?? Hey, did you forget your good manners??!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Gesundheit!"

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

Break Bread, Not Wind.