T-flange Enthusiast Gifts

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Bashful in Nashville

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Cell Phone

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Fishing without a license.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'The Streetwise Men.'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'What's it this time?'

'Whatever.'