T-flange Enthusiast Pillows

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Bashful in Nashville

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Cell Phone

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Turning with mathematical precision.

Fishing without a license.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'The Streetwise Men.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

'Whatever.'