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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Witch's Brew.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Sauted lard, please."

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'..and one for the pot.'

Sandwich snob.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Thanks, I found the cheesecloth. Can you recommend a nice wine to serve with it?'